Seasonal Scaries

It’s chaotic vibes, and fall feels as we bring a little “bring your kids to work” day to the mic. From debating the insanity of never-ending school breaks (how do working parents manage?) to dissecting the pop culture rabbit hole of Aspen Ovard’s viral TikTok breakdown, it’s clear: we're here for the drama. You’ll get the tea on Parker and Aspen’s not-so-quiet divorce, conspiracy theories surrounding Liam Payne’s sudden fame spiral, and why Chick-fil-A’s latest menu hack is surprisingly divisive. Spoiler alert: Josh is not here for the pimento cheese.

But don’t worry, it’s not all celeb gossip and fast food critiques—we're letting you in on our own Halloween plans (yes, someone’s going as Scotty Scheffler in an orange jumpsuit—no further questions) and sharing the most creative costume ideas submitted by listeners as well as all your irrational fears. It’s a spooky season special you don’t want to miss.

So grab your pumpkin spice lattes, sit back, and enjoy the ride—preferably with the windows up, just in case a serial killer is lurking nearby (thanks for that one, listeners).

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Transcript

Hey guys, what's up? I'm Riley and I'm Josh and we are your hosts of the good as
new podcast
Good morning, happy Tuesday happy Tuesday you guys how is life How is everything in
case you weren't aware? It's bring your kids to work day So you might hear some
voices in the background of this whole episode. What movie are they watching cloudy
was a chance to meet balls Really? Yes. I used to water when I was little. So if
you hear that in the background as well, that's what they're watching That's how
we're gonna be entertained. We also have our coffees and so much Chick -fil -a It's
all over the - All over, sauce is just everywhere. - We're thriving. - Anyways, happy
day, happy Tuesday. Some of you should go do what you gotta do. - It's fall break
and I don't know how people with like full -time jobs can do all these breaks. Like
I feel like it's only, what month is it? October and my kids have already had like
a whole-- - Three breaks? - Yeah, a whole week of school off total, you know? - It
would be hard. I also was thinking like, it would be weird like you can't leave
your kids home like if you had a full -time job you couldn't leave your kids home
where do you take them yeah no like legit i'm like what what do people do
especially if they don't typically go to like a daycare right i don't know anyway
and you don't get a break or you don't get breaks from work it works from break
yeah that's how it's going so what we did is we brought them to work bring your
kids to work day they're doing really great yeah they are we're - We're a minute
and 28 seconds in and they're thriving. So hopefully that stays up. - We got show,
we got Chick -fil -A. - Okay, but how's life, how's it going? It's like the middle
of October. - I know. - It's actually closer to the end of October. - It's crazy.
- It's so wild. - Yeah, I mean, nothing's really, I haven't been up to anything.
I've just been super busy, been cooking a lot. - Wow. - I know. - Wow, just a
freaking wifey - But it's crazy, like, I'm like, am I even saving money? I don't
feel like I'm saving money. - It's so hard because when I try to cook and I go
buy groceries, I feel like I throw a lot of stuff away 'cause I don't cook seven
days a week. - Yes. - So then it's like, the peppers are bad now, so cool. I just
wasted $5 on those, like, it feels hard. - No, truly, and like, yeah, I don't know.
I'm like, grocery shopping two, three times a week, like to get stuff. And I'm
like, I'm spending like almost $50 every time I go. When I go out to eat, I'm
spending like 10 to 15. I'm like, what am I doing? But also, I'm like sick of
eating out. So I like want to make food and it's good. It's like always -
- Especially this time of year, like soups, crock -pot meals. - Yeah, but the amount
of effort too that goes into making something, I'm like, I have to plan my whole
day around cooking a - Yeah. - It's crazy. - There are those like Instagram accounts
that are like, here's your grocery list and your meal list for the whole week.
- That's like Instagram account? - Accounts that like we'll do that. And I'm like,
that would be the way that I should do it. 'Cause then it's like, you have one
trip to the store, you have all your meals planned. - Yeah. - But then it's
planning. - Yeah. - Which is hard. - And then it's planning, which is a hard thing
for us. - Yes. - Guys, let's talk about Liam. I know you've definitely killed right
I don't I don't know I haven't read too much into it But yikes, I'm feeling I'm
feeling really sad the more I'm like seeing it I'm like wait. This is actually sad.
That was like my childhood throwing up with one direction I don't feel like it was
time for us to be losing boy band members yet. You know, no, he's 30 It's so
weird, but he was like on drugs. Yeah, mentally and talk to K did when he passed
away, so I don't know. I don't know, but like weird his girlfriend left. - I know,
there's a lot of weird factors. And he was talking about P Diddy and P Diddy's
parties. - Yes. - And who he saw there in like a couple of interviews that they
like just randomly would stop him in. So I'm like, what's he kills? - What's he
kills? I also think it's like, can you imagine dying and being so famous that like
your than life is now a conspiracy. - Yeah, I know. - Do you know what I mean?
Like it's like all over social media. Like what do you think? And I'm like, he's
probably up there like F all of you. Like for real? - When CJ passed away, nobody
questioned it. - Nobody's emphasizing over it. - Like what? - Yeah, that's so true.
- It's just weird. And I'm sure like his family and like the One Direction people
are so sad. And it's like, they probably have to remove themselves from everything
else. - I'm wondering, 'cause I keep seeing fan accounts that are just like so sad
about it and I'm wondering I'm like the family and the people actually close him
have to be so annoyed because like they didn't know him you know it's weird it's a
weird thing it's very weird it's sweet of them to like care so much but also like
shut up but it is weird like I remember when Kobe Bryant died I was like
devastated and I was like I have never
- What? - I was sad for CJ. - Okay, yeah. You're like-- - CJ was so sad. - Yeah.
- Oh my gosh. - But it's like you look up to them, right? You listen to them your
whole life, or they're like an idol to you. - Yeah, it was his favorite player.
- It's like when Matthew Perry died, right? People were like, "I've watched him my
whole life." - Yes, yes, yes. - And now he's gone. So I get it, but it is just a
weird one. Famous people die. It's a weird thing. - It's a weird thing. - What
sandwich are you eating over there? - It's just a chicken sandwich with cheese on
it. - You can do - You can do that. - That looks fire. - They also, okay, if you
follow Matt from The Bachelor and his girlfriend, what's your name, Rachel, they're
like foodies now and they posted their Chick -fil -A order. They get a chicken
sandwich with pimento cheese on it. - Okay, I've tried the pimento cheese one. I
don't love it. - Oh, you didn't like it? On your sandwich, you tried it? - Yeah.
- Oh, interesting. I liked it. - But I don't know if I like pimento cheese. That
might be my problem. - That might be your problem. So this is American cheese and
then they drizzle honey on it and then you take a bite and they do that with
their nuggets too. They dip their nuggets in pimento and then honey and then they
eat it. What the? So that's that's my go -to right now. That's your go -to. It's
very good. Yeah. I used to not like chicken sandwiches and now I'm like all over
it all the time. Yeah. And also I'm cooking at home. Yeah. So yeah.
She's eating out and she's cooking at home. A girl of two identities, just kidding.
It's so hard, like I try so hard not to eat out. So convenient. And you just know
you're gonna like it, you know it's gonna be good, you know it's gonna be great.
- And if I'm like driving the car with my kids, I'm like, it's easy to feed them
while I'm driving 'cause they don't get distracted. - Right. Okay, also we need to
talk about Aspen overt. - Oh my gosh. Is she okay? - What - Oh,
like what? - He is going through it. - I like wasn't up to date on anything and
then I had so many clients talking about it that I like dove deep into it and
whoa. - Yeah, so you like watched your TikToks and stuff? - Yes. - She's normal on
Instagram. - Yes. - What's the mom? What do you say? - Well, the mom like posted a
picture of a bear. Have you seen this? - No. - And was like, mother bear, no. Mama
bear is coming out like whatever, like it Like it was this whole thing. It's like
mama bears coming out like we'll tell our side or something like that and then
Aspen posted a video of like her on Parker. Yes, I saw that.
Yes And that was like retaliating back to her like back to the mom Yeah, it was
like I'm the mother now like all this stuff
There's probably to there's for sure two sides of the story that all is like you
never know but I'm like whoa way to make like a comeback not that she ever left,
but it's like Really getting really getting your name out there now. Okay, so if
you don't know who Aspen Ovard is Yeah, let's just give you a brief little she's
just a huge youtuber. She's kind of like the first a little bit Yeah, one of the
first she started when she was like 13 I think and then she met this boy in like
high school. They've been dating since high school They got married they have three
kids And they just got divorced the day that she had her third baby. She filed for
divorce. Yes from him and They didn't like say that was true for like months after
like I feel like yeah I was like a brother and video we saw them together So
everybody's like oh that was just like a publicity stunt and she's genius, you know
Yeah, everybody was like shocked whatever Because they her and Parker like like
they're huge like they hang J .C. and Leif and Chelsea and Nick all the time. Like
they're just like a big duo. - And I kind of feel like they were like huge and
then like other people started to get bigger. And so I think people thought, oh,
they're just doing this to like bring their name back out again, but then it was
real. - Yeah, it was real. So they got divorced. And now she is, she's very open
on TikTok, not about why they got divorced. And so everybody's speculating there's
that He's, you know, likes the opposite gender. No, the same gender as himself.
- Oh, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay. - That's okay. Or that he cheated on her, or
that he stole money, or that she's lesbian. - I was like, 'cause there was a video
that she said, like, I found out a secret, or I found stuff out that's been going
on for 10 years. - Yes. - And I'm like. - Has he been taking money? 'Cause she's so
rich. - Yeah. - She's like multi -millionaire. - Yeah, or like hiding or something. I,
my first thought goes to money, but I thought for sure he was gay. Okay. But then
she made a TikTok and said, he's not gay. Oh, okay. So she confirmed that.
Okay. She confirmed that. Wow. But she didn't confirm that she's not lesbian, but
also the whole thing is that he was keeping a secret and not her. Not her. Yes.
So anyway, I don't know. And they're still together in all their videos. Not all of
them, but yeah. Not all of them, but like they're still like posting together in
the video like on top of him and like yeah and the comments are always like Aspen
I will pay you 100 million if you just post one video with me Parker okay done
like I don't know it's so tricky she was on the weekly trash oh she was yeah I
haven't listened to it yet but like a month ago maybe you're a little bit ago in
the midst of her losing her mind yes in the midst and he responded Parker commented
back and was like, if she gets the hot seat, why can't I? - Yep. - And I'm just
like, it just was a little bit like a publicity stunt altogether. - Yeah. - 'Cause
I'm like, why are you two responding and feeding off of each other? Like this is
too good to be true. - Yeah. - Right? I don't know. - It's crazy and then, yeah, I
don't know, I don't know. And then she's just really open about how sad she is and
how depressed she is and what she's doing to numb those emotions. and she just
seems a little bit unhinged right now. - And just on TikTok. - Just on TikTok,
Instagram, she's completely normal. She's posting all her ads that she's getting paid
for, her sponsors and everything like that, but on TikTok, she is an open book.
- Again, these famous people are people with a lot of following. It's such a weird,
crazy life. 'Cause like, people are probably listening who probably know her, 'cause
that's how small Utah is. Like, know her personally, right? And it's like, can you
imagine knowing what really is happening, but watching this all go down? Listening to
us being like these girls. Literally. But that's how I felt about like the secret
lives of Mormon wives. Like I know a few connections to them, and I'm like, I
can't even watch it because it's not all real. And I don't know, it's weird. I
can't get to that point, please. People can't have conspiracies about my life. That
scares me. - They do that. - No, we're totally getting to that point. - Okay, fine,
fine, fine. Okay, so Halloween, are your kids still being what they-- - Yes, Stevie's
the princess, Charlie's Spider -Man for the fourth year in a row. We had a Halloween
party last night. - Fun. - With CJ's high school friends. - Oh, way fun. - Zach and
Skylar and all that. - Maddie and those people? Oh, that's your high school friend.
- Got it, okay. - But it was so fun. It was so good to see them. I hadn't seen
them in like, you know, over six months, I think. - Oh my gosh, it's crazy. - I
never drive that way anymore. And nobody's ever driving to me. - Right. - They're not
driving that way. - Okay, so you had a Halloween party. That's so fun. What did you
guys do? - That was our first one. I did not dress up. I haven't actually dressed
up since CD Passway. And we used to be huge in the Halloween party. And yeah,
I haven't actually dressed up since. So I don't know if It's over for me. - Yeah.
- I feel just kind of lazy about it and kind of like cheap. I'm like, is this an
expensive holiday? - It is, to wear it one time. - To wear it like maybe two for a
party, but still. - But then it's a lot of work. - But then it's like you gotta
repeat costumes - No, I know. - Usually 'cause there's something more relevant. - I
know. - Yeah, it's so hard. We have a costume party or a Halloween party on
Saturday. - Where are you being? - Yeah, okay, we're being, you know, Scottish chef
where it's, he's a golfer. You should just say you you do little bit John's super
hot. He's hot, right? Sure. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Kinda. I guess he got like arrested.
Do you remember that whole thing? No. Okay. Honestly, I don't really know the full
story, but Josh does. So he's being like, Scotty Shuffler, but like in an orange
jumpsuit and a golf club and I'm being a cop. Okay. Cheap. I'm just wearing black
dress and a cop at like, because I'm cheap. I'm like, I don't care to like buy
anything crazy. I was a piñata last year and he yeah, And that was fun, but we'll
never wear that again. I know it's hard. It's like now what this is so Anyways,
that's yeah, so it'll be fine. It'll be easy, but I just am like, I don't know I
don't know and then I see people. I just went on to our Instagram to read our
submissions and Cara Loren is posting and like they go all out and I'm just like
Wait, what are they this year? Well, I don't think that they've said that quite yet
- Yeah, but like they've done like the whole Santa thing. Like I'm just like, wow,
I don't know. I need to be more like that. - We went and got our nails done. My
aunt Candice was in town and we did a girl stay with my mom and her and my
sister and me. And then my kids came because, you know, single mom. - What else are
you gonna do? - Bring your kids to everything. - To everything day. - Call a time
day for me. And Charlie like sat in the massage chair and - It was so funny 'cause
I would look over and the massager's just above his head. - Above it, not even
massaging him. - But C .B. Gar, she got shellac on her nails and her toes. - Stop.
- And she's obsessed, it was like super sparkly pink. But anyway, she was just
showing me that once. - Oh, freak. - She's got acrylics, girl. - She should've gotten
the full thing. Anyways, okay, so Halloween. So we asked all of you best Halloween
costumes. Are There's something that you've seen that you're like, that is so good.
- Oh gosh. On the spot? - Yeah, on the spot. - I can think of, I love when people
are the Sandlot, like lifeguard girl. - Yes. Wendy, what's her name?
Wendy Peppercorn? - Yep. - And Squintz. - Squintz Palladors, yes. - I think it's--
- Well, we should be instead. - Okay. - Yours is cute. - No. - But me and John
should, so. - Do it. Do you have a party to go to? - No. - Oh, frick. - I think
everybody's probably gonna be joining me and my kids on Halloween walking around
Vineyard. - Trick or treating. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - So I'm the party.
- I'm also like, I'll just get in my sweats on Halloween and just like chill, you
know? Okay, Spice Girls for a Family. That's what somebody said. That's a good one.
- Do you remember last year, Halloween? I don't remember. I probably said it on
here. - Yeah, it was terrible. - It was bad. - Bad. - We were on the outside for 30
minutes, then we went home and I balked my eyes out. - Third of a - They're gonna
be better this year. They're at a better age. - Yeah, and I just need to prop
seven and be like, no complaining or we are going home. It's gonna be cold. - I
was gonna say, and it probably won't be as cold hopefully last year was freezing.
No, yeah, it was so cold. And yes, I remember you brought them home, you put them
to bed and you cried. - I'm a little bit scared for this year, but I, you know,
whatever. - It is what it is. - You live and you learn and it is what it is. And
I just need to keep my expectations low. I think I forgot. - And I think they're
at better ages. Well, and I think like there was added pressure because John was
coming. Yes. And so I was like they need to be good They need to like have fun
and show him like the magic of a holiday with kids, but yeah He kind of knows how
things go with them So funny Okay, so some of you sent us some good ideas Have
you seen the Ratatouille and the chef like the Mouse and the chef and I'm like,
that's a cute one a pickle and a ball for pickle ball. That's actually hilarious
Fairy godmother and Prince charming from Shrek. I've seen a lot of Shrek ones this
year There was actually a Shrek party and I wonder if that's what you were seeing
too Maybe because I've saw multiple Shrek's and I'm like, okay, and I know my
friend was supposed to go to a Shrek party Okay, there you go because I saw like
yeah the Shrek the donkey the dragon like all the things i'm like that gingerbread
man yes that's so good a hunter and a deer that's always easy the grinch max and
cindy that's easy yeah that's a good one cruella and a dalmatian that's a good one
shark's tail wait that's a cute one i know i love that one bruce and katlyn Jenner
that's hilarious um weird barbie and Alan, that's a good one.
- A weird Barbie. - Smurfs for the family, that's also a really good one. Spice
Girls for Family, Step Brothers, Trophies. We're really creative.
- Oh, my husband was a trophy one year with her husband. It was so cute. - Yeah,
that's a cute one. - She was like a tennis trophy. - Wait, that's so cute. - Tooth
Fairy and Dentist. - Hey. - Well, I'm trying to think of other ones that I've seen
that are way good. CJ and I were Willy Wonka. Oh yes. He was the chocolate bar.
Yep. I was Willy. Yep. Charlie was Charlie. Yep. And Stevie was a blueberry. That
was so cute. And Charlie really out there. It was like a freaking blueberry.
Remember when she was a cabbage patch doll? Cabbage patch doll. Oh stop. And she
really looked like that. It was perfect. It was perfect. And then another year I
was Peter and Sude was my shadow, and Charlie was a lost boy. That was before
Stevie. - Okay, and you did Spider -Man and-- - Oh yeah, I was Spider -Man,
he was Zendaya. - Zendaya, yay, I was like, who was it that he was with? - And I
was pregnant with Stevie.
- That was our last Halloween, actually, I think. Yeah, 'cause I was pregnant with
Stevie, yeah. - No. - No, then I had-- - 'Cause you had Stevie, and Cabbage Patch
and Willy Wonka, right? Yep. Time is getting skewed over there
What dimension am I in? I've seen like the superheroes Mario Kart's cute. Mm -hmm.
I've seen like Rapunzel Yes, which is way cute so many so many cute power Rangers
Power Rangers So classic and easy to I know the family that's doing inside out this
year And they're just doing like different sweat suits and I'm like, that's so cute.
Oh wait, that's way cute. Okay, so what are you gonna do on Halloween? Have you
decided? No, just sugar treating. Just sugar treating. And keep it cash. Keep it
cash. Keep it low key. You should make a soup, I feel like. I should make a soup
for like everybody after. Yes, because I asked all of you what your guys' traditions
are and it's actually so fun. Okay. Soup. The majority of them are like after trick
-or -treating. - So smart. - Yeah. - I love, I love when you're trick -or -treating and
the house either has popcorn. - Yep, love. - You know, you get the fresh popcorn,
you get to walk around with your popcorn or hot chocolate. - I love the hot
chocolate vibe. - You get to walk around with a new hot chocolate, donuts. - Donuts
are good. - I've seen a few have hot dogs. - Okay, I had a house when I was
growing up that did s'mores, which was so good. They just had their fire pit and
then like a s'mores bar and you could like hang out for a second by the fire
That's cute, which I'm like I love that because it does get cold that holiday night
Chili and it's like as a parent you want like a parent snack. Yeah, I don't need
another snickers Mm -hmm watching Halloween movies while waiting for cute trick -or
-treaters. That's so fun I know I like when is the age that I stay home not for a
long time. Yeah I mean, I guess I get home earlier, but all the kids in my
neighborhood are like my kids age. We're all out at the same time. - Yeah. You guys
should do, I know there's a neighborhood in Daybreak or maybe Harriman who just does
like everybody puts candy like on a table outside and then you all just go at the
same time. Does that make like, or not candy necessarily, but like stuff outside at
the same time. Does that make sense to all the parents can like leave, go trick -or
-treating and then come back? So I guess you're not really knocking on the door.
- Oh, okay. - Do you get what I mean? Like they go house to house and everybody's
out of their house. - So they don't have to like stay home, right? - Yeah, yeah,
yeah. It kind of makes sense, like it's a cute idea if you have grandparents that
want to be involved for them to hang out at your house while you take the kids
and they get to like answer the door. - Answer the door and all that. - The whole
neighborhood kind of has somebody home. - Yes, so cute. Soups and breadsticks after
trick or treating, it's the best. We do scones and chili, it's so so fun. That's
so fun. Which is an easy one. None of your siblings go trick -or -treating anymore,
right? No, like Dax will probably like go as a joke. Yeah, to be funny, but they
usually just like all their friends come over and then they usually leave and go do
whatever. Someone said the pie pizza world series playing in the background and trick
-or -treating slash handing out candy. I just got the chills. I know. - But you know
what's so funny? I walked down yesterday after like putting on my, what am I even
saying? - You walked down yesterday. - Yeah, so John was at my house. I went to go
change into sweats and I walked down in the Dodgers shirt. You know my blue Dodgers
shirt that I wear? I had no idea that they were in the World Series, that they
were playing currently on my TV. And he's like-- - Did you thrift that? - Yeah.
- Okay, yeah. So you're like, I have - Yeah, where are you, I even got it, I'm
okay. - So anyway, I'm really on brand. - Very on brand. - Someone goes to corn
bellies on Halloween. That sounds like a people nightmare, but maybe not, 'cause
everyone's - Maybe not, someone's busy. - sugar treating, that's so smart. - Like all
the little kids are not there for sure. - That's a really good idea. - My mom makes
a homemade apple cider and then hands it out to all the sugar treaters' parents,
that's so cute. - That is so sweet. - That's That's amazing chili and cornbread on
Halloween night mummies with hot dogs and dough before trick -or -treating so fun
Eating pizza and watching hocus -pocus after trick -or -treating Soup being out friends
so fun. Halloween is honestly. It's so chill. Yes cozy Yeah,
and fun. Yes, and the kids are pumped usually yeah, you usually unless you are as
children. Last Halloween. We'll get there. Okay guys, this one I'm so excited for.
Let's hear your irrational fears. Oh gosh. Yeah, have we talked about this? I don't
remember. I feel like we did it last year. Oh, so it's time to do it again, which
is great. Well, but this is just our Halloween mumble jumble episode. So right, just
what we're doing jumble. I don't know if I've said my irrational fear on here. I
know I've told so many other people but whenever I pull up to my house I am
shocked that it is not on fire. What? Which speaking of I actually left my oven
on. I need to text John. I just call John right now on this microphone. Okay well
yeah it's not an irrational fear if you're doing crap like that. No I know actually
that's like the first time I've done this but that's hilarious that I'm bringing
that up now because I started my oven to put pizza in for the kids before I left.
And then I remember for right now, but then I never ended up doing it. And so I
just like was like, oh, hey, you're on live. You're live.
- What if there was? - I need you to go into my house and make sure I didn't
leave my oven on. - Oh my goodness, poor thing. - I was just, we're talking at
irrational fears and mine is that I'm like always shocked that my house is still
there when I pull up because I just like always feel like it's going to catch on
fire and then I remembered that I started my oven to cook pizza for the kids
before I left and I don't know if I turned it off.
Well, now you've spooked me because I just finished Manchester by the sea, you know,
yeah, and he accidentally leaves his, He goes to the gas station, leaves his fire
and put his arm like, oh, whatever. All right, you need to hurry over to Janessa's.
Also, what time is it? Who watches a movie at 12 37 in the afternoon? Somebody who
doesn't work.
He does have a job. Nobody be concerned.
Oh, that's hilarious. Kate, call me back and give me a report because I put out
400.
So it's burning. Okay, so go check that oven for us. Yeah, go check the oven. I'm
hanging up. I love you. Thanks I have a friend who actually we should have her on
the up on the podcast Which just reminded me who left her Christmas slide on her
Christmas tree on overnight Went on a date came back and they think that like the
Electoral and her house was old And so leaving the Christmas tree on sparked it. No
and lit on fire She came back from the date and her whole house was burnt to the
ground so no irrational but rational if you guys know um I went to a girl to
school with a girl named Emily I don't know her loss anymore anyway her house just
caught on fire because they had the bounce house on house bounce house on outside
and then I think they set it over their black stone which apparently was on or
something and it started a fire in the backyard and then fired up their whole
house. - That's a pretty, I mean, that's a scary fear. - I know, yeah. So anyway,
that's my irrational fear, which doesn't feel very irrational, like now that we're
all talking about all this, but it really is like truly every time I'm like,
please, or if I get a call or text from my neighbor, I'm like, my house is on
fire. - Is on fire. - Yeah, but I'm really safe about everything. - You probably also
have some PTSD that comes with Like that something's wrong. Yeah, I mean yes, if I
get a call from yeah My mom my mom the other day she had my kids She called me
and like just her tone of voice sounded a little frantic And I was like mom what
is going on and she's like no everybody's fine. I'm like oh my gosh, okay Yeah,
can you start with that just everybody who ever calls to NASA just like everything's
good everything's fine Hi, but it is frightening. Yeah, I like I yeah, I wouldn't
say that's an irrational fear I mean, it's an irrational fear because it's very slim
chance that those that really does happen, but it does happen Yeah, it happens. Yeah
crazy. Yeah, I would say my irrational fear that I've had like forever And I guess
it's not irrational either, but like being kidnapped Yeah, that was always always
been mine and then like even when I was in high school Josh would like drop me
off and I would sprint to my front door and Sprint up the stairs to my room Like
I was scared someone was like behind me. - Yeah. - I don't know. But I would say
like lately death is a fear of mine. Big time. - Oh, for sure. - Like even I just
think with everyone that's passed away lately, I feel like my brother's not
responding and I'm like, where is he? You know what I mean? Like that kind of
thing, but that's not irrational. - Yeah, it's funny 'cause I remember growing up, I
was always, that was my biggest fear was to get kidnapped and now it's totally
switched, my kids. Like - I don't care if I get kidnapped, please kidnap me, not
them, you know? - It's so scary. Okay, so some of your guys' is clowns.
I hate them with a passion. That is an irrational fear. That's more of an
irrational fear. 'Cause it's like, where are you gonna see a clown, right? - Yeah,
and like what clown is actually scary? And yes, they like look creepy, but scary.
- Yes, someone, oh my gosh. Someone that has a tiny camera at all times watching me
that I can't see. - Have you seen those like Airbnb shows where they hide cameras?
- Or like what's it called? The black, no what's the show called? - Black Mirror.
- Black Mirror, yes, like all those weird things that could happen. Birds. - Birds.
- Birds, a lot of people said birds on here. - Birds are terrifying. - Birds are a
weird, weird, weird thing. - My kids, my kids love birds. - That's good, that's good.
An irrational, - This girl's irrational fear is that I'm gonna get smashed by a semi
if I pass them on the highway. I swear I feel them closing in. I can feel that.
You're like driving so fast and like holding on for dear life next to a semi.
They're freaky. - Wow. - From something getting my feet under the bed, I always run
and always have. - Oh, okay. - That's scary. - That's me getting into my car. I've
heard of people hiding under your cars and cutting your keelies. - What the hell?
- To kidnap you? - I forgot your children were in here. - Yeah. - Oh no. - Oh no?
That's freaky. Now I'm never getting in my car again. Cool, okay. Becoming homeless.
- Oof. - That's an, oh my, okay. Yeah, yep. Chicken, specifically roosters.
They're terrifying. They kind of are. Like they just like make loud noises and run
at you. - My friend in Arizona has them just like chilling in her backyard and the
kids like play with them and I'm like, - Absolutely not. - No, in no way. Oh my
gosh, when I open my garage, I'm scared that someone is going to sprint inside my
house. - Oh.
Wow. - That scares me so bad. Spider on my bedroom ceiling falling on my face.
- Yikes, that had to have happened to you. - Yes, yeah, yes. I feel like I've heard
of people eating spiders when they sleep. - Yeah, I've heard of that too. And them
crawling in your ears. - Oh, sick, I can't pull buddy chills. John hasn't called me
back, should I be worried? - You know, I feel like he'd call you up. Okay, getting
stuck in an elevator. I've actually had a friend get stuck in an elevator before.
- Oh, that is scary. - And the firefighters had to come lift her out the whole line
yards, but can you imagine yours in there? And you're like, "Frick, this is it,
this is my life." Okay, next, haunted houses. They should be illegal, scaring people
isn't fun and I'm genuinely traumatized. Yeah, I'm not a haunted house person. Like
I would go if all my friends are going or whatever, but I would say that I am
not like a super haunted house person. Okay, well this one is literally actually for
you, Janessa. My microwave, air fryer, instant pot, or oven just randomly blowing up.
- Oh, no. - Here we are. Yeah, we haven't heard from John yet, so hopefully
Janessa's house is okay. Claymation movies. Are those, do you know what a claymation
movie is? - Claymation, ew, yeah. - That's like the little clay, yeah. - And they
like move them around. - Move them around, yeah, I don't do well with that. - Oh
wait, he texted me. It was off. (laughs) - Okay, good, you're a smart woman. Good
thing, good thing. Writing with windows down at night alone. interesting. Yeah,
though, I guess that can be scary. I don't know. Okay, I have another irrational
fear. Being, this is actually crazy. Being shot while driving. You? Yes.
But I've heard of people, no, but I've heard of people like in like rage, in road
rage, and then they just like shoot, like, and you have no, what do you do? Well,
just don't piss people off while you're driving. I must have heard of news article
or something. Literally anything with futuristic ideas like robots and whatnot I do
not like that either like when people talk about like what is it called with I
can't think what is it called on the what it oh VR when people are like a real
world turning VR I'm like no it's not don't say that I hate that with that fight
being inverted handstands were impossible and dumbling that's so funny I'm getting
pulled over alone and it's not a cop that's scary ooh - That is scary. - Yeah,
way scary. Black mold after I got mold toxicity. Oh, that scares me.
- That is spooky. I've heard that's like actually super bad. Like very bad. - Like
super bad, yes. - You could die. - That anything I buy is going to be out of stock
in my size, skin tone, et cetera. - Oh my gosh, that's so true. - That's so funny.
- What a fear. - That's so funny. Oh my gosh, being shot at on the freeway by a
person with road rage. So I'm not the only one. - You're not irrational. - I get so
scared. Getting marled by a bear? Oh my gosh. Mice and snakes,
Michael Jackson, getting kidnapped. Whales? - Whales.
No, honestly, the ocean, goodbye. - Get out, yeah. The hair that isn't attached to
someone's head. Yeah, I deal with that all day. A cluster of tiny holes,
wait, you have that thing, but it's like a syndrome, right? I think there's like a
diagnosis. And someone grabbing my ankles underneath my car. Honestly, those are all
terrifying and definitely irrational fears. Okay, the last thing that we asked you
guys for our Halloween, you know, cluster episode is-- - Cluster fuzz.
- Something that haunts you, okay? - Okay. - So we have watching girls start at their
ends when curling their hair. The, like we should stop there. - Oh, that hurts.
- They're like dragging it all the way down to the bottom and then roll it up and
you're just like, oh. - What are you doing? - Literally, my outfit's in 2010.
- True. - That's funny. When you're talking to someone and they have food on their
face /teeth and I don't tell them. - Oh, John will tell anybody. - John tells
strangers, John tells anybody. - He's nice, like he has the way that he can say it
and people feel okay, yeah. Wet socks, not also hockey. - Oof, the other day I went
hot -tubbing and I had to put on jeans after. - No, no, no, no, no. - That feeling,
like I was dry but still and just it felt so icky. - It was like weird texture,
it feels like, yeah, I don't do all that. Going back to work after a break, lol
so true finals week morning sickness oh that that haunts me sure people senior
quotes that's what the fact that I am super unphotogenic whatever people wearing ugg
slippers as shoes it's Riley currently are these considered slippers no Rick me.
No, I love them. Okay, good. Thick, thick volume lash extensions. Thankfully,
I was cured of my blindness. Yeah, good. Like the thick ones, and they're so long.
The volume. Senior X and bubbly. Oof. That's it. That's the real fun. What the
fuck? The police knocking on my car window as my boyfriend was sucking on my toes.
Is this a fear that has happened to you or that you are scared of. - Like that's
happened and it's haunting her. - No! - I would never be able to forget that either.
- I would never recover, never. Kids being taken while out in public places, yes.
Men in flip -flops and boot -cut jeans. - Well, we all know I like flip -flops, but--
- Not with the boot -cut jeans. I'm going to drop my phone when getting out of an
elevator and it falls perfectly in the slit. I think of that often, - Yes, swollen
end of pregnancy face. - Literally, that's like my first indicator. - Really? - Okay.
- Boom. - Boom, pregnant.
- Right, skinny jeans and tennis shoes. - Yep, that haunts me too. - A bad skin
week. - Yep. - Yeah. - Walking out to the car in the freezing cold. - Yeah. - Quietly
quitting a friendship. - Ooh, that's savage. - That would be haunting. mesh ballet
flats okay i like them i like them too nice dresses or skirts with chunky sneakers
yeah yeah i'm not about that i need to be slim it used to be like i think it
was actually your generation with prom dresses you guys would wear dunks not me not
you no we well we would wear them into the dance to dance but not like as are
true, but maybe the generation below like my brothers and their and some people
their wedding. Oh, yeah, no. Where are the heels, please? The fact that I can't get
my identity straight. Okay. It's a good one. Knowing that there are mice living in
my house. What? That also. That would haunt me. Okay, guys,
we'll end on that one. Happy Tuesday though our next week's episode is going to be
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